today many funny things happened.
but the best was after mass on our way home (me and mel)
okay so there was this typs cheena guy, no offfence, who was playing with his kid daughter hide and seek.
and then, while we were walking (alliteration much?) past them, since it was a long stretch of a pathway, we could like see a lot happening.
haha.
okay and then,
the dad right,
went to hide in some weird converging pillar, a likely place for priss to be found (haha), the best part was, he was wearing some brightly coloured shirt.
HOGAY. anyway!
his daughter was RIGHT THERE, in front of him, but he couldnt boo her.
nooo... he had to wait for just before she turned in his direction to say?
HAW.
i'm serious.
he said.
HAW.
what happened to the traditional boo?
'and it wasnt JUST ANY HAW. it was a
butt-squeezing-diaphragm-tightening HAW.
like you know how the karate people always do the HEE (hit some plank) HAW (hit something else).
yup
that king.
but no, it doesnt stop there.
at the same time he did his ass-squeezing HAW,
mister the-word-boo-is-but-a-old-book-in-the-corner-of-my-karate-closet, did a magnificent thrust of his hands in front and his butt behind.
imagine the site.
and his poor kid
yelped.
like you know how like people have an unintentional spasm when they are shocked,
yup.
yelped.
and she not only yelped,
she yelped to the side.
HAHA.
as in she like erm. spasmed all the way to the left.
and at that point of time, i just HAD to be eating ice cream.
so in other words.
it was
SNOWING EH.
HAHA. ohhmyyygooshhhh. i can't believe i just wrote a whollle post about a guy who thought HAW was the latest rad.
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